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The Bush Budget The New York Times' Paul Krugman writes, "It may sound shrill to describe President Bush as someone who takes food from the mouths of babes and gives the proceeds to his millionaire friends. Yet his latest budget proposal is top-down class warfare in action." Some economists have called this "Supply-Side Theory." What do you think? "If you don't believe in Supply-Side Theory, then how do you explain the fact that I do, smart guy?" Clark Berryman, Finance Officer "Well, I was going to visit the Greek ruins, but I might as well stay in the U.S. and watch our own ruins forming." Carolee Munster, Music Teacher "Mr. Bush should explain to the poor and middle class that wounds must be made before the healing process can begin. Jerry Tardyman, Pharmacist "What an ideal marriage of Alan Greenspan and Leo Strauss. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele." Davis Franklin, Grad Student "That's nice. Now I can call my boyfriend and buy a joint seat on the New York Stock Exchange." Joan Okerfeller, Reporter "Wonderful! Now the only thing left to do is to smear peanut butter on my genitals and everything will be about perfect." Robert Donaldson, Waiter this is a parody of an ONION parody for previous Garlic interviews, go to... What Do You Think?