GARLIC ASKS ABOUT BUSH'S "OCTOBER SURPRISE."
According to James Ridgeway in a recent issue of Village Voice, "the latest wacko campaign rumor...goes like this: Convinced that VP nominee Dick Cheney spells disaster for George W. Bush's floundering campaign, top Republicans are ready to force a desperate step. A few weeks prior to the election, according to this ever-so-unsubstantiated bit of scuttlebutt, Cheney will suddenly withdraw, citing a trumped-up heart problem or some other 'threat to his health.' That surprise move would open the door for either John McCain or Colin Powell to jump in and save the party." What do you think?
"I think Bush should keep it in the family and have Cheney's wife as Veep. Have you heard about her novel with whorehouses, lesbians, and rapes? She must be some sexy babe."
Robert Donleavy, Barber
"I really liked McCain in that movie about the sled named 'Rosebud.'"
Darleen Liteup, Entrepreneur
"Let's go with Colin Powell. Did you see that one scene in the Gulf War, where the Iraqi dude gets his head blown off and the brain chunks splatter all over the his screaming wife? That was awesome."
Clark Benson, Dog Groomer
"I think Bush needs to get Regis' opinion before doing anything rash."Jenny Terry, Housewife
"I say we stick with Dick, as long as he promises to vote this time. After all, he knows where the bodies are buried."
Dan Telldock, Waiter
"I'd be very saddened to see Cheney leave the team, since he's the first Jewish Veep candidate to be nominated by either party.
James Jackson, Car Salesman
BORED BY BUSH BAMBOOZLES?
Subscribe to "Inside Bush Watch" and you'll
get the stuff we don't report at "Bush Watch."
Breaking news and broken promises.
Quotes, jokes, blokes, and tokes.
For you? Free. Such a deal!
(Click on "JoinList")
