GARLIC ... hoot | 'toon | comment | features | today's news | news update | bushreport | archives | us | contact |
|
MASS. GAY MARRIAGE FIGHT
Fox News reports, "A coalition of conservative groups and lawmakers asked a federal appeals court Monday to stop gay marriages, saying [Massachusetts'] highest court overstepped its bounds by changing the traditional meaning of marriage when it cleared the way for same-sex couples to wed." (06.08.04) What do you think?
"Awesome! This will save me from killing myself!"Davis Franklin, Student
That should make the gays happy, what with pushy, marriage-happy parents to contend with.Carolee Munster, Music Teacher
"Screw that, I refuse to give up jamming my massive tongue down my boyfriend's throat."Robert Donaldson, Waiter
![]() ""Those gays don't scare me. At least not without the help of the Bush administration." Jerry Tardyman, Pharmacist
One guy told the judges not to let the horses out of the gate, so I guess it's about gay horses.Clark Lewis, Actor
""Thank God Saddam's in jail so he can't commit atrocities like this anymore.""Joan Okerfeller, Housewife
![]() |