BUSH LIES
What do you think about White House Press secretary Ari Fleischer telling reporters that Bush lied when he said he read the EPA report that indicated that there was gobal warming due to pollution and that predicted environmental disasters to come? "Whenever presidents say they read it, you can read that to be he was briefed," Fleischer said. (AP, June 10, 2002)
"I'm sure it wasn't Mr. Bush's fault. Who can think straight in this steadily increasing heat?"Darleen Edwards, Librarian
"See, that's one more reason Clinton should have been impeached. He actually read all that shit !"
Clark Bender, Taxi Driver
"As a Nader supporter, I'm thrilled to see the Green Party's master plan working so perfectly."
Terry Jenner, Salesperson
"Oh, oh, look out ! When Fleischer admits Bush lies, he's obviously setting us up for a monster whopper !"
Ted Daniels, Office Manager
"It's our patriotic duty as Americans to believe what the President tells us. Even if it's a bald-faced lie." James Jackson, Business Student
"This news couldn't have come at a more unfavorable time, since Mr. Bush was so close to bringing us world peace."
Robert Duncan, CEO
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