S+M UN Inspector
Last week it was reported that one of the U.N. weapons inspectors in Iraq, Jack McGeorge, is the co-founder of Black Rose, "a Washington-area pansexual S&M group." A UN spokesman admitted that no background checks were performed before the inspectors were hired but said that the man is "someone who has expertise in warheads and munitions, and that's what's important." What do you think? (WP, Nov. 30, 2002)
"In his new job as a weapons inspector in Iraq, Mr. McGeorge will be thinking about missiles and warheads all day. How much sex can one man stand?"
Robert Duncan, CEO
"McGeorge's duties as a fantasy/reality S+M guide gives him all the political experience he will need to deal with the White House and Iraq."Darleen Edwards, Librarian
"Hey, dude, he's also a founding officer of the Leather Leadership conference. Maybe his next job will be to design some really neat uniforms for the Dept. of Homeland Security."
Clark Bender, Taxi Driver
"Mr. McGeorge is a highly qualified and competent technical expert. And he's kind of cute in bed."
Terry Jenner, Salesperson
"Sounds like McGeorge is the perfect choice to combat Saddamy."
James Jackson, Business Student
"The media's just using sensationalism to sell product. What'll we hear next, that Bush hired a master of governmental cover-up to uncover the facts behind 9/11 and a convicted liar to honestly oversee all our private records? He did? Oh. Never mind. "
Ted Daniels, Office Manager
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