The Garlic Roundtable: Hu's In Charge --August 19, 2005
According to today's ECONOMIST, "Hu's In Charge." That is, Hu is in charge in China. Hu thinks, and I quote, "that the Communist Party, riddled with corruption and other abuses of power, is quite capable of cleaning up its own act without the need for any checks or balances." What's your opinion?
Robert Duncan: Well, who's in charge?
Garlic: Yes.
Duncan: That's what I'm asking
Garlic: And that's what I'm telling you.
Garlic: And I told him.
Edwards: Told him what?
Garlic: Hu's in charge.
Garlic: Yes.
Bender: I mean the fellow's name.
Garlic: Hu.
Bender: The guy in China.
Garlic: Hu.
Bender: The leader of China.
Garlic: Hu.
Bender: The Chinaman!
Garlic: Hu is leading China.
Bender: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Garlic: Yes, sir.
Daniels: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he died in the Middle East.
Garlic: That's correct.
Daniels: Then who is in China?
Garlic: Yes, sir.
Daniels: Yassir is in China?
Garlic: No, sir.
Daniels: Then who is?
Garlic: Yes, sir.
Daniels: Yassir?
Garlic: No, sir.
Garlic: Kofi's at the UN.
Jenner: We have to go to the UN for a coffee break?
Garlic: I don't think he'd come here.
Jenner: Who'd come here?
Garlic: Hu is in charge of China.
Danials (interrupting): Will you stay out of China.
Garlic: Yes, sir.
Jenner: And stay out of the Middle East, too! Let's have coffee.
Garlic: Well, I'll try Kofi on the phone.
James Johnson: You're bonkers, dude! Coffee's in the break room.
Darleen Edwards: Wait a minute, waite a minute. Robert is asking who's in charge? 
Clark Bender: Stop, Mr. Garlic man! Read my lips: who is the new leader of China?
Ted Daniels: Will you or will you not tell us the name of the guy in charge of China?
Terry Jenner: This is getting us nowhere. Let's take a coffee break.
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