GARLIC ASKS ABOUT THE FLORIDA FIASCO
Locked in a dead heat, the results of the Florida count will decide the Gore-Tex race for the presidency. What do you think?
"They should have had a dead guy in the race, like in Missouri. That brought out the Goth crowd and the dead guy won."Ted Daniels, History Teacher
"It's those punch ballots that are causing the trouble. I dated a guy named Chad once, and I know what I'm talking about. Chad was a cad !"
Darleen Edwards, Pianist
"Gore should concede and let Katherine Harris have the presidency. After all, she's truly earned it."
Clark Bender, House Painter
"See, that's why I don't vote. I'm bi-partisan and I wouldn't want to influence the election one way or the other."
Terry Jenner, Taxidermist
"Looks like the elderly Palm Beach ladies wanted to give Gore a clear mandate to protect their right to have an abortion."
Robert Duncan, City Planner
"Could we please just have a re-vote? I'm pretty sure I double-voted the Board of Education slot."
James Jackson, Accountant
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