Last night President Bush gave a "surge" speech, in which he reported that he planned to send 20,000 more troops to Iraq in order to continue his war. What do you think?
The surge is the manly thing to do.Davis Franklin, Student
Surges (electrical or political or sexual or whatever) always come and go. Bush needs to take a cold shower.Raj Singh, Waiter
With the "Surge," as with the invasion of Iraq, Bush is like the presumptuous date who reserves a hotel room and then asks you to the prom.Carolee Munster, Music Teacher
Having a surge at this point is like thinking a baby will save a bad marriage.Jerry Tardyman, Pharmacist
Bush's "surge" is just one more tall tale horny guys tell reluctant girls to get them into bed, except these lies got us into war.Joan Okerfeller, Sex Theapist
Frat-boy Bush started out as cock of the walk, thrusting us into a place where we should not have been. Now that he's raped Iraq, he's shooting blanks, but wants a surge. It's his baby, not ours!Clark Lewis, Stand-Up Comedian
